char *start[] =
{ "You", "1", "5", ".", "May", "13", ".", "With", "the", "19", "of", "18",
",", "may", "13", "."
};
char startLoc[] = { 3, 0, 4, 7, 16 };
char *adj[] = { "3", "4", "2", ",", "1" };
char adjLoc[] = { 3, 0, 1, 2, 5 };
char *adj3[] = { "3", "4" };
char adj3Loc[] = { 2, 0, 1, 2 };
char *adj1[] =
{ "lame", "dried", "up", "par-broiled", "bloated", "half-baked", "spiteful",
"egotistical", "ungrateful", "stupid", "moronic", "fat", "ugly", "puny", "pitiful",
"insignificant", "blithering", "repulsive", "worthless", "blundering", "retarded",
"useless", "obnoxious", "low-budget", "assinine", "neurotic", "subhuman", "crochety",
"indescribable", "contemptible", "unspeakable", "sick", "lazy", "good-for-nothing",
"slutty", "mentally-deficient", "creepy", "sloppy", "dismal", "pompous", "pathetic",
"friendless", "revolting", "slovenly", "cantankerous", "uncultured", "insufferable",
"gross", "unkempt", "defective", "crumby"
};
char adj1Loc[] =
{ 50, 0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42,
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51 };
char *adj2[] =
{ "putrefied", "festering", "funky", "moldy", "leprous", "curdled", "fetid",
"slimy", "crusty", "sweaty", "damp", "deranged", "smelly", "stenchy", "malignant",
"noxious", "grimy", "reeky", "nasty", "mutilated", "sloppy", "gruesome", "grisly",
"sloshy", "wormy", "mealy", "spoiled", "contaminated", "rancid", "musty",
"fly-covered", "moth-eaten", "decaying", "decomposed", "freeze-dried", "defective",
"petrified", "rotting", "scabrous", "hirsute"
};
char adj2Loc[] =
{ 40, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40 };
char *name[] =
{ "10", ",", "bad", "excuse", "for", "6", ",", "6", "for", "brains", ",",
"4", "11", "8", "for", "brains", "offspring", "of", "a", "motherless", "10", "7", "6",
"7", "4", "11", "8"
};
char nameLoc[] = { 7, 0, 1, 6, 10, 16, 21, 23, 27 };
char *stuff[] =
{ "shit", "toe", "jam", "filth", "puss", "earwax", "leaf", "clippings",
"bat", "guano", "mucus", "fungus", "mung", "refuse", "earwax", "spittoon", "spittle",
"phlegm"
};
char stuffLoc[] = { 14, 0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18 };
char *noun_and_prep[] =
{ "bit", "of", "piece", "of", "vat", "of", "lump", "of", "crock", "of",
"ball", "of", "tub", "of", "load", "of", "bucket", "of", "mound", "of", "glob", "of", "bag",
"of", "heap", "of", "mountain", "of", "load", "of", "barrel", "of", "sack", "of", "blob", "of",
"pile", "of", "truckload", "of", "vat", "of"
};
char noun_and_prepLoc[] =
{ 21, 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, 26, 28, 30, 32, 34, 36,
38, 40, 42 };
char *organics[] =
{ "droppings", "mung", "zits", "puckies", "tumors", "cysts", "tumors",
"livers", "froth", "parts", "scabs", "guts", "entrails", "blubber", "carcuses", "gizards",
"9"
};
char organicsLoc[] =
{ 17, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 };
char *body_parts[] =
{ "kidneys", "genitals", "buttocks", "earlobes", "innards", "feet"
};
char body_partsLoc[] = { 6, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 };
char *noun[] =
{ "pop", "tart", "warthog", "twinkie", "barnacle", "fondue", "pot",
"cretin", "fuckwad", "moron", "ass", "neanderthal", "nincompoop", "simpleton", "11"
};
char nounLoc[] = { 13, 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 };
char *animal[] =
{ "donkey", "llama", "dingo", "lizard", "gekko", "lemur", "moose", "camel",
"goat", "eel"
};
char animalLoc[] = { 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 };
char *good_verb[] =
{ "love", "cuddle", "fondle", "adore", "smooch", "hug", "caress", "worship",
"look", "at", "touch"
};
char good_verbLoc[] = { 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11 };
char *curse[] =
{ "14", "20", "23", "14", "17", "20", "23", "14", "find", "your", "9",
"suddenly", "delectable", "14", "and", "14", "seek", "a", "battleground", "23"
};
char curseLoc[] = { 4, 0, 3, 7, 13, 20 };
char *afflictors[] =
{ "15", "21", "15", "21", "15", "21", "15", "21", "a", "22", "Rush",
"Limbaugh", "the", "hosts", "of", "Hades"
};
char afflictorsLoc[] = { 6, 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16 };
char *quantity[] =
{ "a", "4", "hoard", "of", "a", "4", "pack", "of", "a", "truckload", "of",
"a", "swarm", "of", "many", "an", "army", "of", "a", "4", "heard", "of", "a", "4",
"platoon", "of", "a", "4", "and", "4", "group", "of", "16"
};
char quantityLoc[] = { 10, 0, 4, 8, 11, 14, 15, 18, 22, 26, 32, 33 };
char *numbers[] =
{ "a", "thousand", "three", "million", "ninty-nine", "nine-hundred,",
"ninty-nine", "forty-two", "a", "gazillion", "sixty-eight", "times", "thirty-three"
};
char numbersLoc[] = { 7, 0, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13 };
char *adv[] =
{ "viciously", "manicly", "merrily", "happily", ",", "with", "the", "19",
"of", "18", ",", "gleefully", ",", "with", "much", "ritualistic", "celebration", ",",
"franticly"
};
char advLoc[] = { 8, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 11, 12, 18, 19 };
char *metaphor[] =
{ "an", "irate", "manticore", "Thor's", "belch", "Alah's", "fist", "16",
"titans", "a", "particularly", "vicious", "she-bear", "in", "the", "midst", "of", "her",
"menstrual", "cycle", "a", "pissed-off", "Jabberwock"
};
char metaphorLoc[] = { 6, 0, 3, 5, 7, 9, 20, 23 };
char *force[] = { "force", "fury", "power", "rage" };
char forceLoc[] = { 4, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 };
char *bad_action[] =
{ "spit", "shimmy", "slobber", "find", "refuge", "find", "shelter", "dance",
"retch", "vomit", "defecate", "erect", "a", "strip", "mall", "build", "a", "26", "have", "a",
"religious", "experience", "discharge", "bodily", "waste", "fart", "dance", "drool",
"lambada", "spill", "16", "rusty", "tacks", "bite", "you", "sneeze", "sing", "16",
"campfire", "songs", "smite", "you", "16", "times", "construct", "a", "new", "home", "throw",
"a", "party", "procreate"
};
char bad_actionLoc[] =
{ 25, 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 15, 18, 22, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 33,
35, 36, 40, 44, 48, 51, 52 };
char *beasties[] =
{ "yaks", "22", "maggots", "22", "cockroaches", "stinging", "scorpions",
"fleas", "22", "weasels", "22", "gnats", "South", "American", "killer", "bees", "spiders",
"4", "monkeys", "22", "wiener-dogs", "22", "rats", "22", "wolverines", "4", ",", "22",
"pit-fiends"
};
char beastiesLoc[] =
{ 14, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12, 16, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 29 };
char *condition[] =
{ "frothing", "manic", "crazed", "plague-ridden", "disease-carrying",
"biting", "rabid", "blood-thirsty", "ravaging", "slavering"
};
char conditionLoc[] = { 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 };
char *place[] =
{ "in", "24", "25", "upon", "your", "mother's", "grave", "on", "24", "best",
"rug", "in", "the", "26", "you", "call", "home", "upon", "your", "heinie"
};
char placeLoc[] = { 5, 0, 3, 7, 11, 17, 20 };
char *relation[] =
{ "your", "your", "your", "your", "father's", "your", "mother's", "your",
"grandma's"
};
char relationLoc[] = { 6, 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9 };
char *in_something[] =
{ "entrails", "anal", "cavity", "shoes", "house", "pantry", "general",
"direction", "pants", "bed"
};
char in_somethingLoc[] = { 8, 0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 };
char *bad_place[] =
{ "rat", "hole", "sewer", "toxic", "dump", "oil", "refinery", "landfill",
"porto-pottie"
};
char bad_placeLoc[] = { 6, 0, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9 };
char **daGrammar[27];
char *daGLoc[27];
static void
init_grammar (void)
{
daGrammar[0] = start;
daGLoc[0] = startLoc;
daGrammar[1] = adj;
daGLoc[1] = adjLoc;
daGrammar[2] = adj3;
daGLoc[2] = adj3Loc;
daGrammar[3] = adj1;
daGLoc[3] = adj1Loc;
daGrammar[4] = adj2;
daGLoc[4] = adj2Loc;
daGrammar[5] = name;
daGLoc[5] = nameLoc;
daGrammar[6] = stuff;
daGLoc[6] = stuffLoc;
daGrammar[7] = noun_and_prep;
daGLoc[7] = noun_and_prepLoc;
daGrammar[8] = organics;
daGLoc[8] = organicsLoc;
daGrammar[9] = body_parts;
daGLoc[9] = body_partsLoc;
daGrammar[10] = noun;
daGLoc[10] = nounLoc;
daGrammar[11] = animal;
daGLoc[11] = animalLoc;
daGrammar[12] = good_verb;
daGLoc[12] = good_verbLoc;
daGrammar[13] = curse;
daGLoc[13] = curseLoc;
daGrammar[14] = afflictors;
daGLoc[14] = afflictorsLoc;
daGrammar[15] = quantity;
daGLoc[15] = quantityLoc;
daGrammar[16] = numbers;
daGLoc[16] = numbersLoc;
daGrammar[17] = adv;
daGLoc[17] = advLoc;
daGrammar[18] = metaphor;
daGLoc[18] = metaphorLoc;
daGrammar[19] = force;
daGLoc[19] = forceLoc;
daGrammar[20] = bad_action;
daGLoc[20] = bad_actionLoc;
daGrammar[21] = beasties;
daGLoc[21] = beastiesLoc;
daGrammar[22] = condition;
daGLoc[22] = conditionLoc;
daGrammar[23] = place;
daGLoc[23] = placeLoc;
daGrammar[24] = relation;
daGLoc[24] = relationLoc;
daGrammar[25] = in_something;
daGLoc[25] = in_somethingLoc;
daGrammar[26] = bad_place;
daGLoc[26] = bad_placeLoc;
}
#include <ctype.h>
#include <debug.h>
#include <random.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <syscall.h>
void expand (int num, char **grammar[], char *location[], int handle);
static void
usage (int ret_code, const char *message, ...) PRINTF_FORMAT (2, 3);
static void
usage (int ret_code, const char *message, ...)
{
va_list args;
if (message != NULL)
{
va_start (args, message);
vprintf (message, args);
va_end (args);
}
printf ("\n"
"Usage: insult [OPTION]...\n"
"Prints random insults to screen.\n\n"
" -h: this help message\n"
" -s <integer>: set the random seed (default 4951)\n"
" -n <integer>: choose number of insults (default 4)\n"
" -f <file>: redirect output to <file>\n");
exit (ret_code);
}
int
main (int argc, char *argv[])
{
int sentence_cnt, new_seed, i, file_flag, sent_flag, seed_flag;
int handle;
new_seed = 4951;
sentence_cnt = 4;
file_flag = 0;
seed_flag = 0;
sent_flag = 0;
handle = STDOUT_FILENO;
for (i = 1; i < argc; i++)
{
if (strcmp (argv[1], "-h") == 0)
usage (0, NULL);
else if (strcmp (argv[i], "-s") == 0)
{
if (seed_flag++)
usage (-1, "Can't have more than one seed");
if (++i >= argc)
usage (-1, "Missing value for -s");
new_seed = atoi (argv[i]);
}
else if (strcmp (argv[i], "-n") == 0)
{
if (sent_flag++)
usage (-1, "Can't have more than one sentence option");
if (++i >= argc)
usage (-1, "Missing value for -n");
sentence_cnt = atoi (argv[i]);
if (sentence_cnt < 1)
usage (-1, "Must have at least one sentence");
}
else if (strcmp (argv[i], "-f") == 0)
{
if (file_flag++)
usage (-1, "Can't have more than one output file");
if (++i >= argc)
usage (-1, "Missing value for -f");
create (argv[i], 0);
handle = open (argv[i]);
if (handle < 0)
{
printf ("%s: open failed\n", argv[i]);
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
}
else
usage (-1, "Unrecognized flag");
}
init_grammar ();
random_init (new_seed);
hprintf (handle, "\n");
for (i = 0; i < sentence_cnt; i++)
{
hprintf (handle, "\n");
expand (0, daGrammar, daGLoc, handle);
hprintf (handle, "\n\n");
}
if (file_flag)
close (handle);
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
void
expand (int num, char **grammar[], char *location[], int handle)
{
char *word;
int i, which, listStart, listEnd;
which = random_ulong () % location[num][0] + 1;
listStart = location[num][which];
listEnd = location[num][which + 1];
for (i = listStart; i < listEnd; i++)
{
word = grammar[num][i];
if (!isdigit (*word))
{
if (!ispunct (*word))
hprintf (handle, " ");
hprintf (handle, "%s", word);
}
else
expand (atoi (word), grammar, location, handle);
}
}